“not an ogre, i think”

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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eliias-bouchard

there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

alurea-actually-a-prince
alurea-actually:
“aykrivwassup:
“ wander1ustt:
“ 15poundstosummer:
“ mcgooglykins:
“ merspers:
“ tumboner:
“ leoreturns:
“ I have been waiting all year to post this.
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omg
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This has been in my queue for months.
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I missed it last year and I vowed...
leoreturns

I have been waiting all year to post this.

tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

15poundstosummer

YES
wander1ustt

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

aykrivwassup

I’ve had this queued since May of last year xD

alurea-actually

this has been queued,,,,,,,,, for almost a year